Then Dave says " Yea they are butt wipes and the club house is too far away so i might as well let matt get his $75.00 worth and shoot 101.....
I will never hate my pards or the bishop.... Sent from +1(702)336-9800
"So what the heck I know i can hit it 100 yards right of the junk so screw Dave and I can always smash the heck out of the tee marker and then curse at Dave and watch Dave walk away saying " I am leaving I cannot take those assholes anymore; whereby, Matt runs up to Dave and says hey you better get used to this cuz this is what Mecca is going to be like we will hate each other half way through our trip and we better deal with it now.....
My thoughts to a T Sent from +1(702)768-5836
I could see ALL that going through his head!!!! He needed Oprah & Tom Cruise!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Roflol Sent from +1(702)768-5836
What were you saying to yourself chris? "Dave, shut up I am going right, shut up dave, dave shut the hell up I am aiming 100 yards right where I made birdie that last time from under a tree. I know what I am doing if you just shut your mouth and let me hit it. I really should stop and regroup but I am aiming so far right that even if I snap hook it I will be in matt's bunker.
One of the great Turdlapper stories for years to come!!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
ROFLOL! That was a classic!
Atta boy!!! Hey, do we need to replace that stone moniker you blasted into smitherines!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Thanks anyway but I'll just get a new one Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Thanx for the definition, I was wondering what it meant.
I was a bit of a DH today and want to apologize. I was just trying to get Davy to laugh.... What a fun day! Let's play Canyons on Tuesday afternoon.DH means dickhead.. Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Congrats to Team D! Good Victory! Chris you want me to get you a good shaft in that driver and see if you want to keep hitting it?
Perfick!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
nice day uh!!! Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Soon to be 9-5!!!! Don't look now, but it's a boat race! N Sent from +1(702)336-9800
8-5 Sent from +1(702)768-5836
18 hours till Shake n Bake!!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Mary Martha Focker... Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Super that's all I need to know. Now as they say in the old country, "Adios, Martha Focker"
Oh yea.... If he remembers what I taught him!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Ok, so you're saying we got a chance then?
New Dix Sent from +1(702)336-9800
From the big dix Sent from +1(702)336-9800
old dix means he is duck hooking everything. new dix means he is hitting high soft fade.
super. thanx. I think. is this from the old dix or the new dix?
Yes. I got him hittin it good!!!! Soft high fade!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
3. I had 6 & Chris had 5 Sent from +1(702)336-9800
That is easier than trying to figure out the S&B brothers
How many skins did Ricky Bobby have?
Bake is Moe? or Shake is Moe? Or Moe Shake, or Moe Bake, Dix Shake Moe Bake Moe or Moe Dix Shake
Shake who the &$^%$^&$ is that?
I'll bring you weed!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Ten days with Dix is gonna be a lifetime:(
Do they sell weed in Scotland?
Ten days with is gonna be a lifetime:(
Yeeehaw!!!! I AM going to Scotland!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Scotland is in the British Isles along with Britain and Ireland
Britain!!!!! I told my wife I was going to Scotland!! What's the deal? Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Cuz it will suck otherwise
Hi hope you two can come up with more meaningful conversation during our trip to Britain
Bingo!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Respond to this ......... SHAKE n BAKE!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
I cannot respond to ignorance
Sick winners!!!! 8-5 Sent from +1(702)336-9800
They LOVE to go fast..... I taught em.... if ya aint 1st, you're last!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
They like to go fast? Sent from +1(702)768-5836
btw, I just officially renamed my twins... they are now Walker and Texas Ranger.... TR for short.... They are WINNERS!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
I'm gunna get enough for everybody! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Lol. Get some for me too Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Today's question: Who is the smartest TurdLapper? Answer: Dixie Chix!! I just booked my wife and twins to go see my wife's sister and family in Virginia (the one I don't like!!!) during the WHOLE time we are in Scotland!!! She was so happy that she does not even care where I go now!!! AND, i'm sure to get lucky in about an hour!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
That's right! Where's my cash? Sent from +1(702)768-5836
OK, The Hornets are in trouble.... Today Shake finished 1st with 6 Skins and Bake finished 2nd with 5 Skins and Ricky Bobby Hornet finished last with 3 skins.... Hornets better suck it up!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Roflol! I miss you guys! Sent from +1(702)768-5836
did you build it out of wood? Sent from +1(702)336-9800
you built a special "dork"?? What do you do with it? Sent from +1(702)336-9800
I built a special dork optic fiber pipe direct to Dix
"Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid" Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Only works from Dix' computer.
that goes to nowhere FYI Sent from +1(702)768-5836
what exact website are you getting these quotes from? Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. Sent from +1(702)768-5836
google ricky bobby quotes Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Where are you gettin this stuff!!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation. Sent from +1(702)768-5836
The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Bingo. She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants. Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Her I am Pepe La BITCH WEEZE (weeze added for effect)!!!!!
Hakuna Matata, bitches! Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Help me Tom Cruise!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened! Sent from +1(702)768-5836
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me? Sent from +1(702)768-5836
No sweat... See ya Thursday!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
No can do Pepe Le Bitch Weeze!
We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Right?
Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini! Sent from +1(702)768-5836
We go together like campin' trips and head lice.
We go together like tuna fish and cigarettes.
like cocaine and waffles Sent from +1(702)768-5836
We go together like Easter mornin' and Lyme Disease.
Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady part stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use...Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.
The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of the gayness.
I'm thinking about getting a gun, and dealin' crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, "Hey, what's up guys? You want some crack.
you have spilled my maquioto Sent from +1(702)768-5836
I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!
Nairn cancelled so I should get credit for that here shortly
lol.OK Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Balance for Troon paid just now 60 days prior. I will pay rcd this week also, capital call coming, I will send you posers an invoice.
If he can quote like that on GC then I'm impressed. If not.....Then who's the Poser??? Sent from +1(702)768-5836
he googled it! shake n Bake quotes Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Remember my partner is the original Ricky Bobby!!!!! You two are just freaking POZERS!!!!!
Good Night my lapper doodles, as they say in the old country, "let me quote the late great Colonel Sanders: he said: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Mr. Jarman, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.
FROM YOUR FREAKING STUPID MOVIE!!! DUCK WEEED!!!!
Oh and look at Dix and Lil Moe! Still loved even if they did try to steal the trophy!
Where are you getting this stuff? Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Ricky Booby and Bark Chocolate still love you guys.
You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.
I REPEAT!!!! Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up... (I flip you the Bird) It's real nice...I got it at Target...it was on sale.
My ball doesn't need to be found because it was never lost. It hit the grass, I played my drop and made a 5. End of story.. Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Hey, Dix, losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up... (I flip you the Bird) It's real nice...I got it at Target...it was on sale.
You are getting the hang of it now!!!!! You gotta admit, it's FUNNY!!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Even Tom Cruise couldn't find your ball(s).
Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to help me find my ball!!!!
You're on fire!!!! Run!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Help me, Oprah Winfrey!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean 2 club lengths from that grass I hit no closer to the hole??? Yep, putting for 4, 5 to win!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
You wish if your mouth was where your ball(s) were on 18 at Canyons then you would be dead cuz you and the ball would be 10 feet under non potable water. BEACHES!!
Your balls are usually in the hazard or the desert... Either way, my mouth doesn't go there.... Sent from +1(702)336-9800
"It's time to put your mouth where our balls are." Peter La Fleur
Honors was homies, but my phone changed it,,, Buzzkiller Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Beachweeeeezers!!!!! Turdlapping honors!!!! Pesky insects!!! Shake n Bake!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission, that's the only way! "Patches O Hoolihan"
In otherwords get off your donkey's and find me some older iphones.
Garry, just returned and confirmed the use of UK sim card on unlocked phone. Therefore, we need some unlocked phones; preferably with qwerty keyboards if you wanna text anyone. Note, I shall see how many iphones I can unlock. PRetty sure I have two. Please ask around and see if you can get an older iphone 3g with 3.1.2 firmware then I can unlock.
I have not but it is a funny movie until you turds compulsed on it.
Lol. Appears matt has watched our movie Sent from +1(702)768-5836
And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!
Bingo!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
FREAK, now I am quoting your STUPID MOVIE!
I've got you now, Pepe Le Bitch!
FREAK! Quit it. Or I am gonna bury your donkey in haiku'
That movie is almost as funny as Shake n Bake!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.
Cram it up your cramhole, Lafleur!
We have the 1:30 time at Summerlin on Thursday - walking Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Matt's the KING of cheap!!!! He's my idol!!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Wow. That is a cheap site Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Shake n Bake!!!!! I've missed that Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Perfik. I will bring some shake and dix will bring some bake Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Where you been? Sent from +1(702)336-9800
1:30 Thursday I shall be there with bells on.
Done. 1:30 Thursday, walking at Summerlin Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Done. 1:30 Thursday, walking at Summerlin Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Sweeeeeeet! Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Yep. 1:30 at Summerlin Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Dix will you make the time? Sent from +1(702)336-4601
It costs less to go to Summerlin on Thursdays and we can walk Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Yep Sent from +1(702)336-4601
Matt can you make that time??? We never heard from you Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Today is fine Sent from +1(702)336-4601
Am I even a member anymore? Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Or can I call today? Sent from +1(702)768-5836
I can call tomorrow Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Who got. The time for Thursday afternoon? Chris can you do it? Canyons at 1:30 or later Sent from +1(702)336-4601
Perfick Sent from +1(702)336-9800
Works for me Sent from +1(702)768-5836
Has to be after lunch, like 1:30 Sent from +1(702)336-4601
Let's do Thursday afternoon at Summerlin - walking Sent from +1(702)336-9800
I have a meeting thursay morn Sent from +1(702)768-5836
I miss my buddies!!! I can play on Tuesday, Thursday, or Friday next week. Let's go!! Sent from +1(702)336-9800
