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Beechies Gum

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The Turdlappers have officially nominated the Beechies Chewing Gum as the gum of choice on the Monument Tour, and coined a new Turdlappers slogan. "Chew the Beechies not the Beach Weezes"

Turdlappers TPC Summerlin Kurt Cameo

Turdlappers TPC Summerlin

Turdlappers at TPC Summerlin

8-17-09 tpc duck dookie

Dix, found the pond and the duck dookie and made great shot to save
par at TPC Summerlin hole #16. Vipers win 1 up!

Mr Trophy Dixie Trophy Table

Ladies in Red

Ooh la la, the "Ladies in Red" appeared out of no where to present Lil Moe and Bark Chocolate with the "The King for the Day" award. Actually, about 20 "Ladies in Red" were having their weekly luncheon at Turkey Creek, eating turkey I suppose. The Lapper twosome searching for some blog content took to this group of nicely dressed ladies, like two Eskimos take to a fire. While Moe was gracious enough to film the event, the "cute" twosome joined the ladies at their table for a feast fit for a king. Not sure if the ladies had their spectacles on when they referred to Moe and Bark as "cute", however it is not the reports job to examine their vision so we will stick with "cute". Just the facts please.

The ladies were gracious enough to approve the use of their group for a Youtube video and "snap" just like that the Turdlappers gained new content for their blog. The ladies presented the Lappers with a lifetime invitation to their weekly luncheon, and the invite was accepted. Note, next luncheon Tuesday 9-15-09, Applebees Auburn, CA.

Lot's of hugs and kisses (ladies kissing Moe and Bark on the cheek) were spread around and the "boys" had to skidaddle quickly prior to the "ladies" husbands showing up to run off the "cute" twosome. No funny biz, just a couple of "cute" lappers taking time to serve the community. That's right, just like Mr. Brown says, "it's diversity day so let's celebrate diversity". Really that's his name, Mr. Brown, no lie. Come on let's celebrate diversity.

9/10/09 Turkey Creek (Ladies in Red)

The "cute" twosome and "Ladies in Red"

9-10-09 Turkey Creek West Coast Swing

9-11-09 Sacramento, CA Turkey Creek.

The lowely paganites Lil Moe and Bark Chocolate ventured out into the great wilderness in search of sanctimony and solace after the righteous and upstanding Turdlapper leaders of Dixie and Ricky Bobby leisurely and luxuriously took holiday in MA to play the supreme courses of Brookline and Boston CC.

The pagan twosome visited Turkey Creek, home of the Turdlappers West Coast Swing, to battle it out in the trenches for the sacred "Monument". Lil Moe was wrapped up in financial dealings and Bark capitalized on this with diversional techniques of continual questions; thereby, restricting Lil Moe's ability to concentrate on the round at hand. Like hurricane Issac in 1825 wiping out the city of Galveston, Bark was able to hold Lil Moe down like holding down the Northern California Ganja and another "Cannon ball coming". Lil' Moe gathered his flock and created a comeback but it was a little too late and Bark failed on the final holes but the fat lady was belching cuz the singing was over.

Turdlapper Dixie Chix

Listen to Cheech and Chong rendition.

Duel in the Desert-9-4-09 Primm Lakes Course

Vipers come back from 5 down after 7 holes to win by 2.

Dark Horse, August 7,2009

Bark and Packer hacking it up at Dark Horse Auburn, CA.

Me and my bros at Torrey Pines today!!!!

Allister McKenzie (not the Masters)

Matt and Randy played what we thought was gonna be sweet Alister McKenzie design in Sacramento Haggin Oaks. After all McKenzie designed Augusta National and Pasatiempo; but save your money. Played good made legit eagle shot 71 putted out
everything and played everything down. It played about like LV Muni,
arghhhhhhhhh!

The Card

Hole 7. That sure appears to say 1.

The Ace ball

Lil, Moe made the big hole in one. Friday. Silverstone #7. 132 yards. 52 degree. Little up hill over a bunker. 3 bounces and a 3' roll into the hole. Chris was playing with his Stakes Young Men's President, and some pro from Utah(take that!)

Now I know why Matt hit them. They go in the hole! 6 more to catch
Dixie chix

3 over after 6 at Harding park

Harding Park 7-23-00

Closest I Came to birdie at the Reserve at Spanos on 7/22/09

Matt and Randy playing goat pasture

Packer & Bark

Packer(10 handicapping SOB) lying sack of sand bagging lappage & Bark
playing Ancil Hoffman muni in Sac. Guess who won?

Revere at Spanos

Bark played Revere at Spanos site of n ca amatuer qualifier on 7-14-09.

Long carry

Did it work?

Close to the green jacket

Xtra large quarter

Normal quarter mark

Dix's new ball marker

Guess the ball mark owner?

Python's ball mark