9-10-09 Turkey Creek West Coast Swing

9-11-09 Sacramento, CA Turkey Creek.

The lowely paganites Lil Moe and Bark Chocolate ventured out into the great wilderness in search of sanctimony and solace after the righteous and upstanding Turdlapper leaders of Dixie and Ricky Bobby leisurely and luxuriously took holiday in MA to play the supreme courses of Brookline and Boston CC.

The pagan twosome visited Turkey Creek, home of the Turdlappers West Coast Swing, to battle it out in the trenches for the sacred "Monument". Lil Moe was wrapped up in financial dealings and Bark capitalized on this with diversional techniques of continual questions; thereby, restricting Lil Moe's ability to concentrate on the round at hand. Like hurricane Issac in 1825 wiping out the city of Galveston, Bark was able to hold Lil Moe down like holding down the Northern California Ganja and another "Cannon ball coming". Lil' Moe gathered his flock and created a comeback but it was a little too late and Bark failed on the final holes but the fat lady was belching cuz the singing was over.